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The GOP's Un-Reality Show

By Peter Funt

The latest Republican debate was difficult to sit through. Information was skimpy, and without Donald Trump entertainment value and ratings dipped. This "main event," as networks like to call it, became as dreary as the so-called under-card show in which barely-visible candidates take turns chopping down trees to see if they make noise in an empty forest.

It is unfathomable that the GOP has failed to find a single candidate to challenge Trump. What does it say about a party when the most reasonable person on stage is the "libertarian" Rand Paul, who is almost as unsuited to be president as Trump or Ted Cruz?

To be blunt: Jeb Bush can't construct a sentence without fumbling. Chris Christie can't answer a single question without turning to the camera and scolding Hillary Clinton. Ben Carson has nothing to say and seems to lack the energy to even try.

John Kasich appeared at first to be the adult in the room, but now pouts when he isn't called upon and has only succeeded in making Ohio's governorship seem like a very small job. Marco Rubio also appears small — and that's not a reference to physical stature. Over seven debates Rubio has relied upon unconvincing canned excerpts from stump speeches.

Ted Cruz had a golden opportunity without Trump in the room, and he muffed it badly. He tried to be funny by threatening to walk off stage to join Trump, and the Des Moines audience almost booed him into the parking lot. He tried to go anti-moderator, like Trump, by criticizing the nature of the questions, and fell flat. On the issues, to the extent there were any, he sounded like a snake oil salesman.

Is it any wonder that Trump remains atop this strangely barren field?

Republican voters who continue to tell pollsters they prefer Trump show all the signs of a bad, modern-media audience. They enjoy a good "reality show," as long as everything about it — just as on television — is as far removed from reality as possible.

They enjoy the brutality of mixed martial arts in which few holds, if any, are barred. They attend car races with the not-so-secret hope of witnessing a crash. They play video games which are fast, furious and completely artificial. They partake in social media because it is quick, easy and disposable.

They are just like Donald Trump.

But that leaves all the other GOP candidates along with more than half of Republican voters. It is they, not Trump, who after all this time and all of these debates, are more difficult than ever to explain.

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Peter Funt can be reached at www.CandidCamera.com

Peter Funt is a writer and speaker. His book, "Cautiously Optimistic," is available at Amazon.com and CandidCamera.com.©2015 Peter Funt. Columns distributed exclusively by Cagle Cartoons, Inc., newspaper syndicate.

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